It Could Be Worse - The Maggie Laundry Chronicles

My Most Faithful Reader has photographic proof of the abuse he suffers from that vicious minx, that throwback to prehistoric creatures, Maggasaurus Rex:

disguised in a furry form.

Clearly this reincarnated prehistoric creature is offended by what looks to be Smurfs boxers. Or perhaps she hates cleanliness. Or that fair-skinned Irish hand. Just so you don't think that Maggie's reputation is a bit overrated,

The words of Maggie's victim say it best:

"The first photo is hard to see, but it's a white arm through a white laundry basket over a white shirt attacking my white arm...second photo was immediately after the flash from the first photo pissed her off."

Not longer after this photographic series of violence, this little gem arrived via email:

Like she's eating her dinner and enjoying every second of it. Clearly M-Rex is becoming more comfortable with the camera capturing her bloodlust.